Banging My Head Against the Bravo Wall
I think in all of my bad tv watching there is nothing that I will make me start banging my head against the wall than these “wealthy” people who seem to have no grasp in reality. Bravo seems to excel in casting these “characters”.
I will say that probably no one annoys me than Rachel Zoe and her husband Rodger. In her season before last, Rodger kept reminding Rachel they there was a recession. And Rachel would nod, and come home with a rack of clothes. Literally a rack of clothes from a vintage store. There was one episode where a magazine was going to come over and do a photo spread of Rachel at their house. So, as we all would, Rachel ordered brand new furniture. White furniture. That looked exactly like the white furniture she already had. And at the end of the episode she admitted that the old furniture was fairly new and rarely used.
I don’t get it.
Another big offender if Kim Zolciak of The Real Housewives of Atlanta. Until she auto-tuned into a “hit” single, she only source of income seemed to be from her married boyfriend. In fact I think we were first introduced to Kim when she was at car dealership and called “big papa” to see if her would buy her an Escalade. Let me say right here, to any future Sugar daddies that might be coming my way- Don’t worry. I don’t want an Escalade. Can I have a little red Kia Soul though? Thanks Future SD.
So guess what I am watching now. Kim Zolciak. She was hired to perform at some huge gay happening. So her assistant or manager or someone who apparently is named Sweetie, made the arrangements. And as we all would, she booked her a Lamborghini AND a stretch limousine. So Kim and Sweetie are tooling around in the Lambo being followed by the stretch limo filled with their suitcases.
Who are these people?
(update: Zap2it has the unedited version of Kim’s performance- you can tell she is obviously singing over her recorded voice:
The Atlanta version of Real Housewives is the only one of that series I watch. And really if it wasn’t for NeNe I don’t think I could keep watching. She might have some “wealthy-wannabe” issues of her own, but I really think she is about the only one on the show that is “real”. I don’t think Sheree would be hosing down her dogs butt. No, Sheree would hire someone to do it and the go all nut case on them when they looked at her wrong. This might be one of my all time favorite scenes:
And who is this new chick? Phaedra? You know everything NeNe says about her is spot on. Tonight Phaedra informed us and her husband that she plans to beat her child and we also learned that white people eat out of cans. Repeat after me: Nut Case!
Oh Bravo. How can this Bravo be the same network that first brought us Project Runway and still brings us Top Chef. This channel certainly has a split personality. Andy Cohen, what have you done!
So tell me, who makes you bang your head against the Bravo Wall?