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Strange Sex… Thanks TLC

My DVR is at 60%. I really need to clean stuff off of it..

However, TLC had other plans.

First there was a woman who had a “physical” orgasm when she gave birth to her first child. She was pregnant again and couldn’t wait to have that birthing orgasm again. That was a little more than I wanted to know. Then they showed a little too much of the birth for my taste. Well any of the birth.. just talking about the birth, is more for my taste, but this was way way way too much. Sadly she didn’t have an orgasm this time.  Just a baby boy.. not nearly as exciting, I guess.

Next: coital incontinence.  Needing to pee when you have sex. Again more than I want to know! After 2 yrs of going through pain to hold it during sex, she ended up having surgery. It is a problem caused by multiple births.. so watch out gals!

Now the episode is a woman who is.. I don’t know.. in her 70s and she was married for 25 yrs. Now she is making up for it! Since her divorce she has had over 100 different lovers. She has list of them. Her son is worried about her wasting her time, instead of finding someone more appropriate. She’s on the internet… looking for lovin’, She likes them about 50 yrs younger. She’s going for the 25 yr olds, who, according to the “expert” they just got a quote from, are tired of the women who are obsessed with their biological clocks.

I think after the commercial break we are going on date with her! EEk!

Well with that commercial break I went to cook my dinner and when I sat down to eat, I just didn’t have the stomach or the will to keep on watching. So I stopped.  However, I did set the DVR to record the new two episodes. So… there maybe more of this show to talk about! Eek!!!!

November 6, 2010 Posted by | Bad TV, Strange Sex, TLC | Leave a comment

Khandi Coated Nights- RHOA

Watching Real Housewives Atlanta. Khandi is doing a web show on cheaters and invited Kim over! Ha!

“Depends how you look at it” – It’s okay for Kim to be with Big Papa because she isn’t married, just he is!  I know that Kim and Khandi are friends but I was really expecting more out of this. I am glad that the show doesn’t totally ignore Kim’s situation but I would like to someone call her out on it once in a while, rather than just everyone accepting it.

Its NeNe’s nose reveal! She likes it! And hey, there are her breasts!  Next: A penis enlargement! How can you not love NeNe? Who else could say something like that. Who else would say something like that!

I think this Cynthia has had a lot of work on her nose. It looks like it’s been done.  In fact it’s almost as fake looking as Michael Jackson’s pointy little thing he had. It’s isn’t nearly as bad, but I don’t think anyone has that little of a nose.  However she’s only had her breasts done. She claims.

What’s up with Greg and NeNe? The bigger question is- Will Cynthia use their problems to dump fiancee #246.I always forget Cynthia is the other new person on the show. It’s must be hard to come on the show new, let alone come on new at the same time as Phaedra the Faker.

Sheree is going on a date.. and her date is bi-coastal. I wonder if that is the only thing “bi” about him?

Oh god, Phaedra! Just seeing her name on the screen makes me nauseated. Phaedra might be the most fake person I have ever seen on TV. I think she watched a lot of Rachel Zoe and decided to try and be a little like her, and a little like… I don’t know.. someone no one else would like or want to be like.

She’s doing a photoshoot with a pickle. “You can suck it, you don’t have to chew it”.   Are pregnancy photos artistic? Just because the woman is pregnant? Shouldn’t the photographer be the one who makes it artistic.  Just being pregnant doesn’t make you artistic, does it? Especially on the steps of you back deck?

Now Sheree is on her date with her “bi” coastal boyfriend who is cooking dinner and yet making that girl work! She wants dinner in a 5 star restaurant! Not being told to chop up strawberries… What’s he going to next, feed her cookie dough?  Off his fingers? She wants him to take his shirt off. At dinner. “Here it comes”.  She isn’t doing bellies anymore!  He’s more about love. She’s more about money. Show that girl the money.

We are back from a commerical break with Khandi and her daughter. Has this girl aged since last season? I guess she has a little.  She’s only 7! I thought she was about 10! Ack!  She looks 10!  They do seem like they have a really good relationship.

Cynthia is planning for a wedding when a) she hasn’t been asked yet and b) she’s gonna cancel before it ever happens.  Bra fitting time! We just found out that a “K” is a very “full” breast.  Are bras life changing?  Real high… nipples to the sky! (April am I stealing your quotes??).

Khandi is meeting with her mom. Her Mom that was such a bitch last season. I wish Khandi had a more natural color of hair. I hate that fire engine red color on her.

Kim and her daughter – who is also 7- are at some shop. A kids furniture shop, but she likes chicken. Kim then says “I’m such a great mom”.  Look spending money on your kids to buy them extravagant things that don’t need, doesn not a good mom make.

It’s raining in Atlanta. This is a disaster!  Kim is canceling. My guess is her kid isn’t really sick. Hasn’t Kim pulled that before – a lot? Oh god… Phaedra time. She would never live where Cynthia lives! It’s the hood… turned in upper class! Phaedra doesn’t do baby mama’s. So now NeNe is there.. and now Sheree and her kid.

HOLD ON! Phaedra is planning to have her kid taken out at 6-7 months?? Will a doctor do that? They are taking the baby at 34 weeks! agree with NeNe, she was pregnant before she got married and doesn’t want people to know!

Khandi’s mama was talking about dildos! NeNe can’t imagine that! Phaedra does the full act! Sheree is a lady. NeNe is nauseous!  Me too!

I bet Phaedra picked that present out, hired someone to wrap it and then had him bring it over. So obvious! NeNe’s a wide receiver in the bedroom. and Peter is going there about NeNe and Greg! He did cross a line. Don’t mess with NeNe! Khandi’s mom speaks out! Cut it off! NeNe and Khandi’s mom connected!

And my DVR quit recording as they hugged? Was that the end of the show? Is that the end of NeNe and Greg?

November 6, 2010 Posted by | Bravo, Real Housewives | 2 Comments