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Khandi Coated Nights- RHOA

Watching Real Housewives Atlanta. Khandi is doing a web show on cheaters and invited Kim over! Ha!

“Depends how you look at it” – It’s okay for Kim to be with Big Papa because she isn’t married, just he is!  I know that Kim and Khandi are friends but I was really expecting more out of this. I am glad that the show doesn’t totally ignore Kim’s situation but I would like to someone call her out on it once in a while, rather than just everyone accepting it.

Its NeNe’s nose reveal! She likes it! And hey, there are her breasts!  Next: A penis enlargement! How can you not love NeNe? Who else could say something like that. Who else would say something like that!

I think this Cynthia has had a lot of work on her nose. It looks like it’s been done.  In fact it’s almost as fake looking as Michael Jackson’s pointy little thing he had. It’s isn’t nearly as bad, but I don’t think anyone has that little of a nose.  However she’s only had her breasts done. She claims.

What’s up with Greg and NeNe? The bigger question is- Will Cynthia use their problems to dump fiancee #246.I always forget Cynthia is the other new person on the show. It’s must be hard to come on the show new, let alone come on new at the same time as Phaedra the Faker.

Sheree is going on a date.. and her date is bi-coastal. I wonder if that is the only thing “bi” about him?

Oh god, Phaedra! Just seeing her name on the screen makes me nauseated. Phaedra might be the most fake person I have ever seen on TV. I think she watched a lot of Rachel Zoe and decided to try and be a little like her, and a little like… I don’t know.. someone no one else would like or want to be like.

She’s doing a photoshoot with a pickle. “You can suck it, you don’t have to chew it”.   Are pregnancy photos artistic? Just because the woman is pregnant? Shouldn’t the photographer be the one who makes it artistic.  Just being pregnant doesn’t make you artistic, does it? Especially on the steps of you back deck?

Now Sheree is on her date with her “bi” coastal boyfriend who is cooking dinner and yet making that girl work! She wants dinner in a 5 star restaurant! Not being told to chop up strawberries… What’s he going to next, feed her cookie dough?  Off his fingers? She wants him to take his shirt off. At dinner. “Here it comes”.  She isn’t doing bellies anymore!  He’s more about love. She’s more about money. Show that girl the money.

We are back from a commerical break with Khandi and her daughter. Has this girl aged since last season? I guess she has a little.  She’s only 7! I thought she was about 10! Ack!  She looks 10!  They do seem like they have a really good relationship.

Cynthia is planning for a wedding when a) she hasn’t been asked yet and b) she’s gonna cancel before it ever happens.  Bra fitting time! We just found out that a “K” is a very “full” breast.  Are bras life changing?  Real high… nipples to the sky! (April am I stealing your quotes??).

Khandi is meeting with her mom. Her Mom that was such a bitch last season. I wish Khandi had a more natural color of hair. I hate that fire engine red color on her.

Kim and her daughter – who is also 7- are at some shop. A kids furniture shop, but she likes chicken. Kim then says “I’m such a great mom”.  Look spending money on your kids to buy them extravagant things that don’t need, doesn not a good mom make.

It’s raining in Atlanta. This is a disaster!  Kim is canceling. My guess is her kid isn’t really sick. Hasn’t Kim pulled that before – a lot? Oh god… Phaedra time. She would never live where Cynthia lives! It’s the hood… turned in upper class! Phaedra doesn’t do baby mama’s. So now NeNe is there.. and now Sheree and her kid.

HOLD ON! Phaedra is planning to have her kid taken out at 6-7 months?? Will a doctor do that? They are taking the baby at 34 weeks! agree with NeNe, she was pregnant before she got married and doesn’t want people to know!

Khandi’s mama was talking about dildos! NeNe can’t imagine that! Phaedra does the full act! Sheree is a lady. NeNe is nauseous!  Me too!

I bet Phaedra picked that present out, hired someone to wrap it and then had him bring it over. So obvious! NeNe’s a wide receiver in the bedroom. and Peter is going there about NeNe and Greg! He did cross a line. Don’t mess with NeNe! Khandi’s mom speaks out! Cut it off! NeNe and Khandi’s mom connected!

And my DVR quit recording as they hugged? Was that the end of the show? Is that the end of NeNe and Greg?


November 6, 2010 - Posted by | Bravo, Real Housewives


  1. Thank you for such a great review! The only thing I can add to this would be my list of favorite quotes from this episode.

    Kim to Sweetie after asking her where Khandi’s show airs and Sweetie saying “I dunno, maybe PBS?” “PBS? She doesn’t have a sex show on PBS!!!!”

    “Pregnancy photos are so artistic and so beautiful”…especially with this big ass jar of pickles between my legs.

    Sheree: “I like love but love ain’t paying no bills.”

    Nene: “I dont like wearing a bra since I paid money to get my titties to stand up.”

    Kim: “Phaedra and her ex con husband…oh great that’s how I want to spend my mothers day.”

    NeNe: “My boobs are like hooker boobs…real high and nipples to the sky.”

    NeNe: “Shut up! Look…chicks in the hood don’t even know who they pregnant by and they know how far along they are.”

    NeNe: “I would never put candied yams in my vajayjay. That’s crazy!”

    Comment by AprilG | November 11, 2010 | Reply

    • All good ones!I am still an episode behind, so there will be more coming either tonight or tomorrow night! Gots to have my NeNe fix!

      Comment by susan | November 11, 2010 | Reply

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