“The Models seem bitchy. I’m sure they didn’t walk out of the womb onto the runway” – Some ANTM model.
I like that quote. I have no idea who said it. Some mousy looking girl, but I don’t know her name. I don’t any of the names of the model in this “Cycle”. What’s with that? Why don’t I know any of their names? Are they just not picking strong personalities, or do I suffer from ANTM Apathy. You guess.
Here comes Andre Leon Talley. What’s he have on? And why?
Why is Zac Posen doing this show, by the way?
These real models are being really bitchy to the ANTM models which makes me think that is part of the plan.
I love when these girls do a talking head about what a great walker they are, and then the edit shows them trip, or someone comment about how bad they are.
Question: Do we really need both Ms. J and 3 named Talley. I will take Ms. J instead.
I knew it was a test! Ms. J just said all the “real” models were acting! So obvious.
Anne, who has been named on top for 5 weeks, is lacking confidence and it is showing in her runway walk. I wonder how many times she will have to win before she gets some confidence!
LOOK! It’s Noted Fashion Photographer Nigel the Barker.. I mean Nigel Barker! It looks like they are going to roller skate, but Orange Hair isn’t happy about that! (Orange is good on cats… not in people). Looks like there is a kiss coming up and Orange head is gay and upset. Looks like she was assaulted when she was young and she is scared of kissing a man. She is flashing back. Is it rude that all I can focus on is that lock of her orange hair sticking straight up. Mr. J is going to help her. However that hair is still sticking straight up.
Barker is on! and Orange head did okay! go Orange!
Super short hair is on now. Nigel is upset that all Supershort did was laugh. He is pissed! Go Barker!
Is someone named Esther? Whoever she is… she’s horrible! Drecktitude..Nigel says.
Jane! I only know her name as they just flashed on the screen. I think she fell alot. As did white head.
Anna the no confidence tall chick is upset. She’s too tall! Too awkward! Falling! Now she is crying. How tall is she? 7 feet?
Mr. J says she is afraid of failing and looking like a fool. Raise your hand if that sounds like familiar!
Just had an ad for a new Russell Crowe movie. No idea what it is about: Someone is in prison. Russell is drawing a circle on map and tells someone he has no choice. “I had no choice but to draw that circle!!!”
Now we are at the model house. Orange hair is telling about her attack. She was assaulted for a year and a half. White hair says she will be okay because she is strong. Orange hair (Kayla!) said she feels better.
(Note: I am not making light of this woman’s abuse. I just hate it when these realities shows show things like this for the shock of it all. This is a serious series of abuse this woman went though. A conversation with Mr. J and then her housemates isn’t going to take care of her mental status. But hey at least Tyra can pat herself on the back for addressing sexual abuse, I guess)
Now.. Judges table!
It’s three name, Tyra, Noted Fashion Photographer and Zac Posen as the judges.
Tyra and Zac are both wearing green! Exciting!
Jane is first…Zac said there was a magic moment there. They liked her.
Here’s Supershort: She’s laughing. Will Nigel go off at judges panel? He did! He called her irritating! She’s crying.. thinking of her daughter. That’s her purity.. Tyra say. WHAT?? Whatever
Chris: Really good. Why does chris look so well on film but looks like a mess in real life. She doesn’t look like the same person.
Here comes Anne: Oh no.. Horrid! Fear isn’t endearing, says Nigel the Barker.
Kayla.. Orange head. Will her abuse come out again? Nope!
White hair now: started a mess and got better. need flirtation.
Esther: whooo bad!A mess!
Who will go home?
Best pic: Chris!
Jane, Chelsea (white hair), Kayla (orange head) and Super short are safe.
So it’s down to Anne and Esther.
I can’t see them sending Anne home after having best pic 5 times in a row.
Anne is in… Esther’s a goner! Toodles…
I won’t miss her,…. I didn’t even remember her!
Oh look.. They are going international soon. To Italy… who would have guessed that one?!?!! Everyone!