It’s Atlanta Night! It’s seems like things are really starting to cook on that show now. I can’t wait for Khandi to go off on Kim. I hope I hope it happens tonight. I was just reading a preview from Zap2it.com and it sounds pretty damn good.
So does Kim have a new boyfriend? Seriously? I just googled and according to Radar on line, he is about to “pop the question”. Unless that question is “What the hell am I thinking?” I don’t get it.
You can read that article here.
Anyway, there’s a little preview for you. Hopefully I will be able to blog about it tonight while I watch. I didn’t get around to watching last weeks until yesterday and when I was watching a little black cat settled down on my lap in front of the laptop, making it a little hard to type! In fact she did it again while I started to type this. I think that means “I am hungry. Stop what you are doing!”
Oh well… I am ready for NeNe and company, what about you?
Watching Real Housewives Atlanta. Khandi is doing a web show on cheaters and invited Kim over! Ha!
“Depends how you look at it” – It’s okay for Kim to be with Big Papa because she isn’t married, just he is! I know that Kim and Khandi are friends but I was really expecting more out of this. I am glad that the show doesn’t totally ignore Kim’s situation but I would like to someone call her out on it once in a while, rather than just everyone accepting it.
Its NeNe’s nose reveal! She likes it! And hey, there are her breasts! Next: A penis enlargement! How can you not love NeNe? Who else could say something like that. Who else would say something like that!
I think this Cynthia has had a lot of work on her nose. It looks like it’s been done. In fact it’s almost as fake looking as Michael Jackson’s pointy little thing he had. It’s isn’t nearly as bad, but I don’t think anyone has that little of a nose. However she’s only had her breasts done. She claims.
What’s up with Greg and NeNe? The bigger question is- Will Cynthia use their problems to dump fiancee #246.I always forget Cynthia is the other new person on the show. It’s must be hard to come on the show new, let alone come on new at the same time as Phaedra the Faker.
Sheree is going on a date.. and her date is bi-coastal. I wonder if that is the only thing “bi” about him?
Oh god, Phaedra! Just seeing her name on the screen makes me nauseated. Phaedra might be the most fake person I have ever seen on TV. I think she watched a lot of Rachel Zoe and decided to try and be a little like her, and a little like… I don’t know.. someone no one else would like or want to be like.
She’s doing a photoshoot with a pickle. “You can suck it, you don’t have to chew it”. Are pregnancy photos artistic? Just because the woman is pregnant? Shouldn’t the photographer be the one who makes it artistic. Just being pregnant doesn’t make you artistic, does it? Especially on the steps of you back deck?
Now Sheree is on her date with her “bi”
coastal boyfriend who is cooking dinner and yet making that girl work! She wants dinner in a 5 star restaurant! Not being told to chop up strawberries… What’s he going to next, feed her cookie dough? Off his fingers? She wants him to take his shirt off. At dinner. “Here it comes”. She isn’t doing bellies anymore! He’s more about love. She’s more about money. Show that girl the money.
We are back from a commerical break with Khandi and her daughter. Has this girl aged since last season? I guess she has a little. She’s only 7! I thought she was about 10! Ack! She looks 10! They do seem like they have a really good relationship.
Cynthia is planning for a wedding when a) she hasn’t been asked yet and b) she’s gonna cancel before it ever happens. Bra fitting time! We just found out that a “K” is a very “full” breast. Are bras life changing? Real high… nipples to the sky! (April am I stealing your quotes??).
Khandi is meeting with her mom. Her Mom that was such a bitch last season. I wish Khandi had a more natural color of hair. I hate that fire engine red color on her.
Kim and her daughter – who is also 7- are at some shop. A kids furniture shop, but she likes chicken. Kim then says “I’m such a great mom”. Look spending money on your kids to buy them extravagant things that don’t need, doesn not a good mom make.
It’s raining in Atlanta. This is a disaster! Kim is canceling. My guess is her kid isn’t really sick. Hasn’t Kim pulled that before – a lot? Oh god… Phaedra time. She would never live where Cynthia lives! It’s the hood… turned in upper class! Phaedra doesn’t do baby mama’s. So now NeNe is there.. and now Sheree and her kid.
HOLD ON! Phaedra is planning to have her kid taken out at 6-7 months?? Will a doctor do that? They are taking the baby at 34 weeks! agree with NeNe, she was pregnant before she got married and doesn’t want people to know!
Khandi’s mama was talking about dildos! NeNe can’t imagine that! Phaedra does the full act! Sheree is a lady. NeNe is nauseous! Me too!
I bet Phaedra picked that present out, hired someone to wrap it and then had him bring it over. So obvious! NeNe’s a wide receiver in the bedroom. and Peter is going there about NeNe and Greg! He did cross a line. Don’t mess with NeNe! Khandi’s mom speaks out! Cut it off! NeNe and Khandi’s mom connected!
And my DVR quit recording as they hugged? Was that the end of the show? Is that the end of NeNe and Greg?
I think in all of my bad tv watching there is nothing that I will make me start banging my head against the wall than these “wealthy” people who seem to have no grasp in reality. Bravo seems to excel in casting these “characters”.
I will say that probably no one annoys me than Rachel Zoe and her husband Rodger. In her season before last, Rodger kept reminding Rachel they there was a recession. And Rachel would nod, and come home with a rack of clothes. Literally a rack of clothes from a vintage store. There was one episode where a magazine was going to come over and do a photo spread of Rachel at their house. So, as we all would, Rachel ordered brand new furniture. White furniture. That looked exactly like the white furniture she already had. And at the end of the episode she admitted that the old furniture was fairly new and rarely used.
I don’t get it.
Another big offender if Kim Zolciak of The Real Housewives of Atlanta. Until she auto-tuned into a “hit” single, she only source of income seemed to be from her married boyfriend. In fact I think we were first introduced to Kim when she was at car dealership and called “big papa” to see if her would buy her an Escalade. Let me say right here, to any future Sugar daddies that might be coming my way- Don’t worry. I don’t want an Escalade. Can I have a little red Kia Soul though? Thanks Future SD.
So guess what I am watching now. Kim Zolciak. She was hired to perform at some huge gay happening. So her assistant or manager or someone who apparently is named Sweetie, made the arrangements. And as we all would, she booked her a Lamborghini AND a stretch limousine. So Kim and Sweetie are tooling around in the Lambo being followed by the stretch limo filled with their suitcases.
Who are these people?
(update: Zap2it has the unedited version of Kim’s performance- you can tell she is obviously singing over her recorded voice:
The Atlanta version of Real Housewives is the only one of that series I watch. And really if it wasn’t for NeNe I don’t think I could keep watching. She might have some “wealthy-wannabe” issues of her own, but I really think she is about the only one on the show that is “real”. I don’t think Sheree would be hosing down her dogs butt. No, Sheree would hire someone to do it and the go all nut case on them when they looked at her wrong. This might be one of my all time favorite scenes:
And who is this new chick? Phaedra? You know everything NeNe says about her is spot on. Tonight Phaedra informed us and her husband that she plans to beat her child and we also learned that white people eat out of cans. Repeat after me: Nut Case!
Oh Bravo. How can this Bravo be the same network that first brought us Project Runway and still brings us Top Chef. This channel certainly has a split personality. Andy Cohen, what have you done!
So tell me, who makes you bang your head against the Bravo Wall?